Dan terrorizes local children with his volcano demonstration, Matt does not plant corn, Kent says no to his family, and Heath oversees a depiction of America’s greatest vampire hunter.

Details coming soon…

Dan’s kids discover the true meaning of Easter (gorging on candy). Kent parties with social workers. Heath is now almost old enough to justify his ever graying hair.  Matt plays hooky. Matt’s alternate description: Matt edits this podcast episode into a singular work of avant-garde comedic genius only to be booed offstage by an angry…

Heath’s friend in Canada commits a felony, Kent catches a “fountain of vomit,” Matt remembers the Alamo, and Dan goes looking for dead bodies. Note: This recording session was broken into 3 podcasts because of it’s length.  This is part 1.  Part 2 and 3 will be released shortly as episodes 9 and 10.

Heath has a Fanta™stic time in Côte d’Ivoire, Dan visits his Father-land, Matt finds out he can’t read Spanish, and Kent lovingly restores his new best friend.

Matt is ambushed by the French on the high seas, Dan can’t even begin to remember all the countries he’s visited, Kent likes his trees happy AND autotuned, and Heath finally understands the entire history of Western Civilization. Actual footage of Matt’s website debacle:

Lightning crashes, Dan’s Saturn dies. The ignition that was his now belongs to Matt’s Nissan. Heath is relieved that his favorite clown is ok, And Kent’s plan to attend the PanAm games gets foiled.