Heath has a Fanta™stic time in Côte d’Ivoire, Dan visits his Father-land, Matt finds out he can’t read Spanish, and Kent lovingly restores his new best friend.

Matt is ambushed by the French on the high seas, Dan can’t even begin to remember all the countries he’s visited, Kent likes his trees happy AND autotuned, and Heath finally understands the entire history of Western Civilization. Actual footage of Matt’s website debacle:

Lightning crashes, Dan’s Saturn dies. The ignition that was his now belongs to Matt’s Nissan. Heath is relieved that his favorite clown is ok, And Kent’s plan to attend the PanAm games gets foiled.